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SCARY ASKS

Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
Ghost: Do you have any regrets?
Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?
Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?
Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?
Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?
Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?
 #ask thing 

foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real

loophemmings:

if i ever become famous i’m so fucked i’ve been in too many fandoms on too many different websites for far too long there’s no erasing all the evidence 

kowaikarasu:

owlturdcomix:

I hope I haven’t miscategorized.

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Switch Ghengis and Stalin.

straightboymamoru:

if a song was in shrek theres no way to un-associate it with shrek its forever going to be a shrek song

codeinewarrior:

*walks into starbucks* lemme get uh spaghetti bolognese macchiato

"sir we don’t serve that"

don’t bullshit me i saw the secret menu on instagram

i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween

awqwerty:

When you look back on the way you used to behave two years ago

awqwerty:

When you look back on the way you used to behave two years ago

rodham-clinton:

really all you need to know about the american health care system is that there’s a popular tv series where a man turns to cooking industrial quantities of crystal meth in order to pay his hospital bills

creepyabandonedplaces:

Jungle Habitat
1972-1976
West Milford, New Jersey

In 1972, Jungle Habitat was opened in West Milford, New Jersey as a zoo for the adventurers of the world.  Half of the park was similar to an average zoo.  It had a petting zoo, snack bars, reptile house, etc.  The second half of the park was quite the opposite.  It allowed guests to drive their own vehicles into the woods and go on a self guided safari ride.  The tour allowed guests to see free roaming monkeys, elephants, llamas, giraffes,  lions, and tigers.  Animals would often walk right up to cars and sometimes climb on top of them.  As one could imagine, Jungle Habitat was faced with a series of “accidents” during its operating years.

Within the park’s first year of operation, the park experienced its first “accident” when a guest was attacked by two lions.  Shortly after, a woman was bitten by a baby elephant who had grabbed her arm with its trunk.  In addition to these incidents, the animals were constantly escaping into the town of West Milford.  A wild case of tuberculosis also spread among the park’s animals, resulting in many of them having to be put down.

After closing in 1976, the park was quickly abandoned. Carcasses of animals, including elephants and giraffes, were left behind.  The remains of Jungle Habitat is a popular hiking spot to this day.

 #wtf this is so close 2 me but i've never heard of it?????!?!?  #i wanna go 

alllevelsatonce:

when a friend reblogs the same thing as you but they reblog it from someone else

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queerrose:

While we’re bringing back memes and the 00’s may I remind you of Happy Bunny.

queerrose:

While we’re bringing back memes and the 00’s may I remind you of Happy Bunny.