Hi I'm Babbs and I'm not like other girls I am actually a lich

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making plans with friends like

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archewill:

talk dirty to me

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warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

unclefather:

we take for granted all the times our nose isn’t stuffy

rupsidaisy:

plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over

pinkiepony:

Welcome to hell, Megan

Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

richwhitelesbian:

what time do you need me? i am unavailable whenever that time is

pukind:

this is stupid :Y

ftlouis:

swedish is a very beautiful and deep language

itscolossal:

Photographs of Sunsets as Reflected through Shattered Mirrors by Bing Wright

chasingtrophywhitetails:

Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me

katsplanet:

whenever people say they dont like cats because they dont happily greet you at the door i give them the stinkiest eye

me n my turtle boyfriend

me: wow ur so hard
him: that me shell
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