making plans with friends like
talk dirty to me
Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life
we take for granted all the times our nose isn’t stuffy
plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over
Welcome to hell, Megan
Cake Boss in a nutshell…
Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?
Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.
what time do you need me? i am unavailable whenever that time is
this is stupid :Y
swedish is a very beautiful and deep language
Does anyone else reply to a text mentally but not physically then forgets to actually reply all together or is that just me