Hi I'm Babbs and I'm not like other girls I am actually a lich

≡Homestuck≡
≡Fallout≡
≡Mass Effect≡
≡A:tLA/lok≡
≡Portal≡
≡Bioshock≡

americaschavez:

tbh if you shit on people who go to community college youre gross and i dont like you

kya-lok:

So I made a thing

hqlines:

Cleaning my room be like

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clannyphantom:

logging onto tumblr near autumn image

kingdomheartsnyctophiliac:

OKAY THE FACT THAT ‘IMAGES’ IS NO LONGER THE SECOND LINK ON GOOGLE IS DRIVING ME UP THE WALL

NO I DON’T WANT TO WATCH VIDEOS

NO I DON’T WANT TO GO SHOPPING

JUST TAKE ME TO THE FRICKING IMAGES

Fontaine: If you're stupid say "what".
Fontaine: Would you kindly say "what"
Jack: What
Fontaine: OH MAN
Fontaine: OH SWEET FUCKING CHRIST
Fontaine: I GOT YOU SO GOOD KID THAT WAS AWESOME
Fontaine: OH SWEET SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
Fontaine: JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

How I clean my room:

god-tiermeulin:

•start at one corner
•find something from 5 years ago and stare at it nostalgically for 10 hours
•go to bed

brbjellyfishing:

do you ever get the urge to clean your entire room and then 5 minutes after u start you’re like nah son and u just lay on the floor

midnightcowboy1969:

"im sorry i dont watch movies….. i watch films”

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magicmimsy:

YOU THOUGHT IT WAS PEPSI, BUT IT WAS I

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quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory

boy: i hate being poor
grandpa: were going to the fun factory
mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time

bruhcardi:

when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn

commander-guts:

"Forces" - Susumu Hirasawa, Berserk OST

Male author: I guess women are people
Fans: I CAN'T STOP CRYING, THIS IS WHAT A FEMINIST LOOKS LIKE!
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