Hi I'm Babbs and I'm not like other girls I am actually a lich

≡Homestuck≡
≡Fallout≡
≡Mass Effect≡
≡A:tLA/lok≡
≡Portal≡
≡Bioshock≡

mymompickedthisurl:

an animal not wanting me petting it hurts more than any anon ever could

unsmokable:

matchingisoverrated:

demonhiccups:

I decided to bleep out the lines on “I’m a Boss Ass Bitch” so I can listen to it properly in church. 

IM LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

I had high expectations and I was not let down

stability:

*washes face*

*checks if acne is still there*

thebreadgod:

Finding a typo in a book

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richgaaaang:

don’t let tumblr make you believe that

- krusty krab is unfair

- mr krabs is in there

- standing at the concession

- plotting his oppression 

starcissus:

phantom blood characters suck at eating

thetumblr-thisisatumblr:

making plans with friends like

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archewill:

talk dirty to me

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warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

unclefather:

we take for granted all the times our nose isn’t stuffy

rupsidaisy:

plucking your eyebrows is legitimately very stressful because you pull out one wrong hair and it’s game over

pinkiepony:

Welcome to hell, Megan

Cake Boss in a nutshell…

barebackbearyak:

Customer: I want a nice chocolate cake for my young son, and he likes trucks, so could you maybe do a little frosting picture of a truck on the top?

Cake Boss: SOS WHAT WES GUNNA DO IS MAKE A GIANT TRUCK ENTIRELY OUTTA RICE CRISPIES AND COVA DAT IN FONDANT AND IZ GUNNA SHOOT SPARKS AND CATCH FIYAH, POSSIBLY KILLIN YOUR SON IN DA PROCESS.

richwhitelesbian:

what time do you need me? i am unavailable whenever that time is

pukind:

this is stupid :Y

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